CSSC Winter Season Registration - What Are You Waiting For?! |
The CSSC Staff (as seen in the cheesy picture to the right) hope that you've had an amazing 2009 Fall Season and that you are planning on participating in our 2010 Winter Season. Whether you're fulfilling a New Years resolution to get in shape, looking to meet new people or you simply just can't get enough of your favorite sport, the CSSC's has something for everyone!
Winter League Registration: Registration is now open and the upcoming season will begin the week of January 17th. Click Here for more Winter league details.
Registration Deadline In Effect:
Please take note of the registration deadline of Tuesday, January 12th, 2010. Prior to this deadline, all registrants are accepted on a first-come, first-served basis; the sooner you register, the better your chances are of making it into the league of your choice.
CSSC Gift Certificates: ‘Tis the season for giving, and there’s no better gift than a healthy and social lifestyle! CSSC gift certificates are now available in any denominations. This is a great gift for friends, family, your captain that worked so hard all season, or even that special MVP in your life. Click Here for more info.
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The Strippers Guide to Looking Great Naked: Some gifts say: "I love you". Some gifts say: "I care about you". This gift says: "I don't like the way you look naked".
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Clown Gifts: This can be in the form of prints, statues, t-shirts, towels, etc. Resist the urge to purchase anything clown-related. Whether it’s a happy clown or a sad clown, the receiver of your gift will resemble the latter.
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Noisy or Messy Gifts (for Kids): Unless you truly can’t stand the parents and see the holidays as a great time to get back at them, avoid gifts of this nature.
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Coupon for $10 off a $50 Purchase: Does this really need an explanation?
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Snuggie/Dog Snuggie: If you’ve been living under a rock, a ‘Snuggie’ is a blanket with sleeves (i.e. a backwards robe). Although this sounds really comfortable and practical, it is in fact very lame.
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Ugly Gifts that are Supposed to be Displayed: Avoid an awkward conversation when the gift giver comes to visit and asks "where’s that beautiful clown statue I gave you?"
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Really Bad Christmas Jokes |
2009 Santa Shuffle - Fun Run & Elf Walk |
Q: What would you have if Santa brought you a kitten and a puppy?
A: A meowy Christmas and a yappy New Year!
Q: What does Santa clause walk with when he gets old?
A: A candy cane.
Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas
A: Santaplause.
Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
A: Thanks, I'll never part with it.
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Black mail.
Q: Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
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The CSSC Staff participated in the Santa Shuffle over this past weekend to help fight poverty with the Salvation Army!
If you are interested in volunteering this Hoilday Season and want to get more involved in your community, Click Here for more information. |
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Thanks to All CSSC Sponsors
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| Winter Registration Now Open! |
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Indoor Volleyball (Intermediate): Wednesday or Friday between 12pm-3pm.
Floor Hockey (Recreational Plus): Thursday or Friday between 12pm-3pm.
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| Upcoming
Events |
Winter registration for most of these events is now open. Make sure you sign-up early as many of them can and do sell out quickly!
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March 27 - Battle of Alberta Indoor Volleyball Tourney in Red Deer
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Extra Holiday Pounds?!
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CSSC BOOT CAMP - GET IN SHAPE IN 2010!
Registration Now Open
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Each session will consist of six weekly indoor classes starting on January 18. Evening classes will start at 6:30pm in the Winter: MONDAY & WEDNESDAY.
Click Here for more details. |
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| Nominate Your Favorite GC This Season |
For the first time the SSC is implementing a GC of the Season award for the following sports: Dodgeball,
Floor Hockey,
Indoor Soccer &
Basketball.
If you have a GC in mind that you feel deserves this prize in any of the sports above, Click Here and fill out a GC feedback form including a comment regarding your nomination for the GC that most deserves this prize!
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Answer |
In the last Scoreboard we asked you which Stampeder is a current member of the CSSC?
a.) Henry Burris
b.) Mike Labinjo
c.) Joffrey Reynolds
d.) Nik Lewis
The answer is b.) Mike Labinjo |
| Lady Bing |
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To Nominate a Team for the
Lady Bing Award Click
Here |
Recent Lady Bing Nominations:
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Nice Tips |
Thurs Indoor Volleyball |
STARS Smashers |
Wed Badminton |
CNIB |
Thurs Indoor Volleyball |
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