Summer League Registration is Now Open! |
If you like watching the World Cup, you’ll love playing Soccer! The CSSC had over 500 Soccer teams last year and the numbers are growing substantially across the board this year. Tear yourself away from the TV and register for our CSSC Summer League Season. There are over 10 sports to choose from and many more reasons to join!
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These Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand...
In fact, they're crossing the line.
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Things You Might Not Know About the World Cup |
Outdoor Soccer Tournament - Aug 21 |
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- The Trophy is 14.2 inches high, made of solid 18 carat gold and weighs 13.6 lbs. World Cup winners retain the trophy until the next tournament and are awarded a gold-plated replica rather than the solid gold original.
- Brazil has won the World Cup a record five times, and they are the only team to have played in every tournament.
- The 2014 World Cup will be held in Brazil.
- The World Cup is the most widely viewed sporting event in the world. An estimated 715.1 million people watched the final match of the 2006 World Cup held in Germany.
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Hey Soccer Fans! Let’s face it, perhaps you can bend it like Beckham but you’re not making the World Cup anytime soon. If you’re looking for a chance at glory, the CSSC is hosting an Outdoor Soccer Tournament on Saturday, August 21. All teams are welcome (we thought a 3 year qualification phrase was just a bit over the top…) Click Here for more info. |
Doesn't matter if he's not playing...this picture is necessary! |
If World Cup Nations Were on Dr. Freud's Couch: |
USA – I need to belong
England – I feel like a loser, again
Germany – I will win, I will win, I will win!
Italy – I want my mama!
France – Nobody likes me, I’m a ball fondler
Holland – I feel flat, again
Brazil – I can’t stop partying
Argentina – My name is Diego, and I’m an alcoholic
Mexico – I hate the neighbor, he’s making my life
miserable, and I want him to go away
Paraguay – I like to dress up in uniforms
Uruguay – I feel as if I am invisible
Chile – I feel warm but people think I’m cold
Honduras – People think I’m a cigar
North Korea – I like to recite poetry and kill as many people as possible |
South Korea – I’m always afraid
Portugal – I feel superior. I’m not Spanish!
Spain – I feel superior. I’m not Portuguese!
Australia – Drink! Burps! Farts! It’s what I do
New Zealand – I have a girlfriend, she has a wonderful baaa
Japan – It’s simple. I win or die
Serbia – I have anger issues
Denmark – Lager for breakfast, is something wrong?
Slovakia – I don’t feel whole anymore
Algeria – Don’t tell anyone that I am here
Slovenia – I hate being small
Switzerland – Life is always in neutral for me
Greece – My life is falling apart, it’s a tragedy
Cameroon, Ghana, Nigeria, Ivory Coast, South Africa –
We don’t need f****** therapy
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CSSC Golf Discount |
Show your CSSC VIP card at Boulder Creek Golf Course and Silverwing Golf Courses and receive:
18 holes for the price of 9!
Please inform golf course staff that you are a CSSC Member 24 hours prior to the booking.
For more information about how to receive your FREE CSSC VIP card, Click Here
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| Upcoming Events |
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| Friday Beach Volleyball Drop-in |
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Meet new people, sharpen your skills and have fun every Friday night!
Location: SCCA (3130 - 16th Street SW - Map and Directions).
Time: Games begin at 6:30pm and extend into the night (sign-in between 6:15pm and 6:30pm)
Cost: $10 per person
Non-members welcome! Click Here to learn more. |
| World Famous Stampede Club Crawl |
HOTTER THAN A ROLL IN THE HAY
The 2009 Bust Loose Club Crawl hosted almost 7,000 people, more than 170 school buses and 7 of Calgary's hottest Stampede bars. We expect the party in 2010 to be bigger and better; featuring only the bars and nightclubs that have built Calgary's reputation as great party city. Event details & tickets.
Save $5 on your ticket by entering the promo code “CSSC".
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| G2: The New SSC Sport Drink |
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| Get Connected |
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| Spread the Word! |
Help promote the CSSC Summer Season by displaying this flyer at your workplace! Click Here
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| Lady Bing |
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To Nominate a Team for the Lady Bing Award Click Here
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| The FEDS |
Tues Rec B Ult |
| Scorgazms |
Tues Rec Plus SP |
| Business Fox |
Tues Rec Plus SP |
| Shogun + Ginger |
Wed Int IVB |
| Bag Touchers |
Sun Rec Plus FH |
| Scoregasm |
Sun Rec OSCR |
| Assistant to the Manager |
Thurs Rec SP |
| The dirty pujoles |
Sat Rec Plus SP |
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